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Resident Evil 5. posted Apr 22nd 2009, 6:38AM
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Where am I, stranger?

WHERE AM I?
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Greetings, stranger.

Iam the Merchant, and I come from Australia.

Of course, I moved to Pueblo to help Leon rescue the President's daughter. I sold the stranger some weapons to help him take down the Ganado & Lord Saddler.

I decided to get a SheezyArt so I could see all the awesome art here, and probably make some of my own.

Come back anytime, stranger.

And remember, if you're looking for good things on sale, just look for the blue flame!

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I get asked these questions all the time, stranger.

But it's not like you can't ask these again, stranger. Go ahead and SPAM!

Q. Why did you get a SheezyArt?
Read above, stranger.

Q. Won't Resident Evil 4 get old after a while?
RE4 is timeless, stranger.

Q. But jokes about it will still get old.
You're too old.

Q. CAN I BUY A CHICAGO TYPEWRITER PLZ
Yes, only 1000000 pesetas. Be quick, we're running out on stock.

Q. Whaddya sellin'?
I sell various weapons & wares, stranger.

Q. Whaddya buyin'?
I'm too generous, stranger.

Q. Why don't you sell ammo?
I do. You just didn't ask.

Q. How do you get around so fast?
It's called a bike, stranger.

Q. Do you know if Wesker is single?
Yes. But he has a crush on me, stranger.

Q. Can I marry you?
I already have a girlfriend, stranger.

Q. Isn't she going to be in RE5?
Yes.

Q. Didn't I see you in real-life before?


Q. Do you like Anime?
No, but I like Tsubasa for some reason.

Q. Can you watch me?
Of course, stranger.

Q. How come you're so weak?
I'm weak because *wind blows* AAAhhhhhhhh....*dies*

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The Inquisitor Says: (Sep 11th 2009, 5:18PM)
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Monocoleboy Says: (May 3rd 2009, 3:41PM)
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What are ya buyin?
Diwi Says: (Mar 17th 2009, 12:35PM)
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why arent you on RE5?
Eureka of the SOF Says: (Mar 14th 2009, 12:52AM)
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You had better start selling people things. *Raises rifle*
MaxDragon52 Says: (Mar 5th 2009, 3:24AM)
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I WISH YOU WERE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER ON RE4.
God dammit all.

Hey, can I buy a Chicago Typewriter? c:
I incredibly have the money. |D
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